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FLAWED (SECONDS) SALE! The Notebook Of Cthulhu "As Is" | Featuring the Humorous Thoughts and Opinions of H.P. Lovecraft's Almighty Cthulhu

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FLAWED / SECONDS sale! Sadly our notebook is sold out, but we do have these flawed/seconds versions on clearance! The books are perfect other than the back cover has a bit of damage in the form of a box cutter slash (please see photos). Last chance to get your notebook before its too late!!

It’s time to steady your nerves and listen to what Cthulhu has to say. This humorous, 195-page pocket journal/notebook is filled with Cthulhu’s opinions about your personal notes and humanity as a whole, and if you are dauntless enough you might just make it to the end with your sanity intact. The lined pages have plenty of space for you to write, rhyme, journal and compose, but brace yourself… Cthulhu may not be too impressed. On a motivational scale from 1-10, it lies more on the de-motivational side of things.

*PLEASE NOTE: Listing is for one notebook only. Pen and other items are props only.

WHO IS CTHULHU?
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Cthulhu is a terrifying, ancient extraterrestrial deity revealed by author H.P. Lovecraft in the early 1900s. Described as a giant octopus-reptile-man, Cthulhu is trapped under the sea in the ancient stone city of R'lyeh and waits dead/sleeping until the stars align and he can once more return to the Earth to unleash unspeakable horrors.

WHAT'S INSIDE?
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Sleeping god-like entities have plenty of opinions to share! Cthulhu's words run the gamut from thoughts on your personal journaling/notes/writings, to mocking comments about humanity as a whole (as well as some humorous tidbits about himself). Here is a preview of lord Cthulhu's contributions to the notebook:

"Ha! You are ridiculously primitive."

"It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs, they were just starting to get on my nerves."

"That last paragraph was actually quite impressive, given your mental capacity."

"Wait, I can keep a straight face this time... tell me again about the Big Bang?"

"What is humanity up to these days? #nothingproductive I see."

"What kind of creature cannot subsist underwater? Oh wait... you."

NOTEBOOK SPECIFICATIONS:
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- 195-pages of lined paper
- Illustrated with 5 sketches of Cthulhu and 30 quotes from the almighty one (the sketches are the same as those featured on this page)
- Each notebook is 5" x 8" in size (Euclidean measurements? How primitive!)
- Durable, scuff-resistant cover with a matte finish and a Smyth sewn layflat binding
- 1 light grey ribbon bookmark
- Thick uncoated paper (60#)
- Designed and printed in Canada

► WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER:◄
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IMPORTANT NOTE: Standard shipping DOES NOT include a TRACKING NUMBER, but all shipping upgrades do.

** NOTE: These are the regular shipping time estimates from Canada to MAJOR URBAN CENTERS, but during the holiday seasons there will be delays so please take this into consideration. For rural or remote locations, please factor in a few extra days. If you select a shipping upgrade, please provide a phone number during checkout in the Notes to Seller section.

STANDARD SHIPPING
Shipping within Canada - 2-8 business days**
Shipping to USA - 5-8 business days**
All other countries - 6-11 business days**

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