Lockwood Infirmary

Our invitation was a bloody x-ray and read as follows!
Your appointment is confirmed
for check-in at Lockwood Infirmary.
The clinic has been closed for decades...
but our staff still waits to assist you.
The pharmacy opens at 9:00 pm,
with the perfect elixir to cure what ails you.
All patients waiting to see the doctor
must be in proper attire.

Kindly keep your appointment...
and don't worry...this won't hurt a bit

• What People Ate

  Lite fare...cheese board, sandwiches, cake

• What People Drank

  Amaretto•Vodka•OJ•club soda with an injection of raspberry purée