Momsomnia Mug - Mom Mug - Mom Life - Mother's Day Mug - Mommin' Ain't Easy - Insomnia - Mother's day gift
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mom·som·ni·a
/mom.sämnēә/
noun
habitual sleeplessness due to motherhood, typically lasting 18 years.
STAGE ONE: sleepnessness due to midnight wakings, diaper changes, 2-hour feedings, and the inexplainable, yet irresistible,need to watch your baby sleep.
STAGE TWO: sleepnessness due to toddlers needing an extra blankie, wanting one more kiss, and eventually climbing in your bed and repeatedly kicking you (accidentally) in the face.
STAGE THREE: sleepnessness due to angsty tweens, staying up to finish procrastinated science fair projects, and undue stress about having to be at both the ball field and the bake sale at the exact
same time tomorrow.
STAGE FOUR: sleepnessness due to all things teen, including, but not limited to, driver’s licenses, acne, AP classes, dating, hormones, back-talk, curfews, and insatiable appetites.
RECOVERY: likely, after sleeplnessness has run the full 18 year course. however, most wish for momsomnia to return almost immediately after children leave the house. go figure. #MomLife.
➡️ Mug are professionally printed, high quality white ceramic.
➡️ Image is on both sides of mug.
➡️ Standard 11 ounce size or a jumbo 15 ounce size.
➡️ Mugs are microwave and dishwasher safe.
➡️ Production takes about 3 business days.